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I don't care that they'll die if you don't feed them

You may substitute Fishville with Farmville, or any other similar Facebook game.

and they go with anything!

Also, the price of flip flops, for some odd reason, seems to drop as the calendars approach Christmas. Very odd...

lol?

I learned this the hard way

Study for Calculus exam or watch stupid videos on YouTube all night?

Only applies when using crackers

That's probably why my spacebar keeps sticking....

As seen on TV...

"Comment within the next 15 minutes and you'll recieve a bonus gift!"

"I swear that slide was like 3 stories tall when I was in 3rd grade!"

But it's cold enough out I don't need ice cubes!

"So the weather...uh..has been nice"

I'll start this off small

Makes the Ultra-Thin Nano iPod Mini seem pretty impractical.

The First

This website is merely a side project of mine. A collection of whimsical ideas I come up with. Before I begin, I will do a brief explanation of some basic math. I use the symbol alpha to represent proportionality. For instance:

I also use alpha to represent inverse proportions. I show this by saying a is equal to the inverse of b like so:


Hopefully this will make reading my posts a little easier. I'll try to update this as often as possible. Be sure to check in often and leave comments, positive or negative (I'll just multiply the negative ones by -1, making them positive). Enjoy =)